*LIP SYNC YOUR HEART OUT! *

This kid makes me want to up my game next time I lip sinc! You are going to die laughing! Oh how I love finding these little treasures!

*SISTERS TRIP TO CALIFORNIA*

My sisters and I took a small vacation to Newport Beach last week. It was such a blessing to me to have sunshine on my shoulders! I put one of my little videos together and as usual the clarity is atrocious. My computer is going to die any day. :( But It's still cute. We chose this song because we all love it and had been listening to it the whole time. :)

*WTF???*

"Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight." hahahhahahhaha
I have been laughing over this all week! And I loved the spoof on him at last nights Oscars.

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAMMY!*

Ode to my sister, Pammmy... on her birthday. :)

I just want you to know, that you are my funky cold madina, my Kolob, my holy grail, my binoculars, my brother of Jared, my blue butterfly, my wheels on meals, my protector, my defender, my Edward (sort of :), my vacation from my problems, my teacher, my example, my superstar, the apple of my eye, my rock, my Soph , my Sam and most of all my servant. (Could you tie my shoes please? Wink wink)

Truly you are a Savior on mount Zion. A rare gem that has yet to be revealed. You are a blessing to everyone you come in contact with…especially our family. If God gave me the choice to have Bono as my brother or you as my sister….I would choose you. Although…it wouldn’t be easy. That’s a tough call. I might have to do an Innie Meanie Minie Moe! Bah hahhaha jk

May the coming year bring in your ships, your helicopter, your delivering army’s, your doves, your rainbows, your eagles, your four leaf clovers, your spring…and your Boaz. If not, I will pick you up at the crack of dawn on January 1, 2010 and we will drive into the sunrise like Thelma & Louise and find a cliff to drive off.

Happy Birthday Sis!

Love, Frodo, Corn Wallace, Glady’s, or as your son would call me,
TIMMY. ;)

Love u! Meeoowwwww

"IS THIS REAL LIFE?"

This is a crack up!

"I...I feel funny."

*WHY I DIDN'T VOTE FOR OBAMA*

I bet PETA is pissed! ;)

*GLADY'S*

A friend of mine on facebook recently posted this video. I have seen this before and it is hysterical! It was on the Ellen Degeneres show (which I love) Ellen is the best! I adore old people and how can you not love Glady's? After watching this, YOU WILL!

"I love Jesus but I drink a little"

*I HAVE CONQUERED THE FIRE ALARMS!*

Let me put this as simply as possible...

- My batteries in my fire alarms are all going dead.
- The sound pierces the ears so badly that u feel your getting electrocuted. (I would know!)
- I have vaulted ceilings.
- I have no ladders.
- I have no fans or any form of noise that could have drown out that piercing noise! (I tried everything!)
- I believe the alarms had ganged up against me and were mocking me.
- I completely lost it.
- I found a long piece of wood in my garage. (For one of them I used a long broom.)
- I used these as weapons.
- I climbed on double chairs and other furniture to reach the alarms.
- I held on tightly to my weapon/sword.
- I then beat the hell out of them like a pinata!
- They put up a good fight.
- and then...
- Each one went flying across the room!
- They were dead.
- Or so I thought.
- They beeped again!!!!!!!!
- I took out the batteries.
- They beeped again!!!!!!!!!!
- I then threw them inside my garage with the strength of a CULLEN!
- Never to be heard or seen again.
- I conquered! I conquered! I conquered!

I AM SHE-MAN...HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!

ps. For those concerned...there was no fire. They happened at 3 different times. I will replace fire alarms in my house...but they will be at a reachable level.

*WE CAN COVER IT UP WITH BLANKETS*

Jen took this photo of Blue and called it "Prince of Peace"...that's who he is.

Right before Christmas I needed to get out of Utah and go to visit my sister in Las Vegas. I was so sick of the snow and just needed to get away. I grabbed my niece, Tiffany, and my friend Christine, and we headed out to some warmer weather. WELL...when we got there, it had snowed in Las Vegas! It NEVER snows in Las Vegas. It was like a punch to the gut! Tiffany and I looked at each other and were not happy campers. Jen had told the kids that Aunt Kimmy was coming to visit and Bleu had this great idea. He REMEMBERED that I don't like snow and he told his mom, "Let's cover it up with blankets!" How cute is that? In his little heart, he cared so much about my lack of love for snow, that he would be willing to find a way to cover it up! Needless to say, it touched my heart. :)

This month I'm going to write a special experience that I have had with each of my nieces & nephews and blog about it. I have ALOT. They really are the apple of my eye'z.